{"title":"Keto \u0026 Low Carb","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny keto and low-carb mugs, tees, and sweatshirts. Jokes about bread, never about bodies.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"merry-low-carb-crewneck","title":"Merry \u0026 Low Carb Crewneck","description":"\u003cp\u003eAll the holiday-sweater cheer, none of the itch, and a strip of bacon where the candy cane usually goes. Made for low-carb households who still go all in on December.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAll sales final for size, color, or change of mind. Misprinted, damaged, or defective items are replaced or refunded under our Limited Warranty if reported within 30 days of delivery (see our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/refund-policy\"\u003eRefund \u0026amp; Returns Policy\u003c\/a\u003e).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details (Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAir-jet spun yarn with a soft feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eGood to know:\u003c\/em\u003e Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the design. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order:\u003c\/strong\u003e printed on demand just for you by our production partner, Printful. Orders are typically produced in 2–5 business days, then shipped (US standard delivery usually takes another 3–5 business days; holiday periods can run longer).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eSize chart (inches, garment measured flat)\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003ctable style=\"border-collapse:collapse;width:100%;max-width:520px\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003eBody length (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003eChest width (flat) (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003eSleeve length (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e34.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e35.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e36.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e37.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e38.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e39.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e40.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm). 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Misprinted, damaged, or defective items are replaced or refunded under our Limited Warranty if reported within 30 days of delivery (see our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/refund-policy\"\u003eRefund \u0026amp; Returns Policy\u003c\/a\u003e).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details (White glossy mug):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz white glossy ceramic mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) tall, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank product sourced from China\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dishwasher and microwave safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order:\u003c\/strong\u003e printed on demand just for you by our production partner, Printful. 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Misprinted, damaged, or defective items are replaced or refunded under our Limited Warranty if reported within 30 days of delivery (see our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/refund-policy\"\u003eRefund \u0026amp; Returns Policy\u003c\/a\u003e).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details (Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Staple T-Shirt):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide-seamed construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eGood to know:\u003c\/em\u003e The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the design. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order:\u003c\/strong\u003e printed on demand just for you by our production partner, Printful. Orders are typically produced in 2–5 business days, then shipped (US standard delivery usually takes another 3–5 business days; holiday periods can run longer).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eSize chart (inches, garment measured flat)\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003ctable style=\"border-collapse:collapse;width:100%;max-width:520px\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003eBody length (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003eChest width (flat) (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e16.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm). All sales are final for size, so please check the chart before ordering. 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Misprinted, damaged, or defective items are replaced or refunded under our Limited Warranty if reported within 30 days of delivery (see our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/refund-policy\"\u003eRefund \u0026amp; Returns Policy\u003c\/a\u003e).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details (Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAir-jet spun yarn with a soft feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eGood to know:\u003c\/em\u003e Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. 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All sales are final for size, so please check the chart before ordering. 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Misprinted, damaged, or defective items are replaced or refunded under our Limited Warranty if reported within 30 days of delivery (see our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/refund-policy\"\u003eRefund \u0026amp; Returns Policy\u003c\/a\u003e).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details (Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Staple T-Shirt):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide-seamed construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eGood to know:\u003c\/em\u003e The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and like colors. 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Orders are typically produced in 2–5 business days, then shipped (US standard delivery usually takes another 3–5 business days; holiday periods can run longer).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eSize chart (inches, garment measured flat)\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003ctable style=\"border-collapse:collapse;width:100%;max-width:520px\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003eBody length (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003eChest width (flat) (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e16.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm). All sales are final for size, so please check the chart before ordering. 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Misprinted, damaged, or defective items are replaced or refunded under our Limited Warranty if reported within 30 days of delivery (see our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/refund-policy\"\u003eRefund \u0026amp; Returns Policy\u003c\/a\u003e).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe details (Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Staple T-Shirt):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide-seamed construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eGood to know:\u003c\/em\u003e The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent and like colors. 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Orders are typically produced in 2–5 business days, then shipped (US standard delivery usually takes another 3–5 business days; holiday periods can run longer).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eSize chart (inches, garment measured flat)\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003ctable style=\"border-collapse:collapse;width:100%;max-width:520px\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003eBody length (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003eChest width (flat) (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e16.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm). 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Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the design. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order:\u003c\/strong\u003e printed on demand just for you by our production partner, Printful. Orders are typically produced in 2–5 business days, then shipped (US standard delivery usually takes another 3–5 business days; holiday periods can run longer).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eSize chart (inches, garment measured flat)\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003ctable style=\"border-collapse:collapse;width:100%;max-width:520px\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003eBody length (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003eChest width (flat) (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e16.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"border:1px solid #ccc;padding:4px 8px;text-align:center\"\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm). 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